| Tumblr: | Here, have some kittens... |
| Tumblr: | Delicious food? There. |
| Tumblr: | I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art... |
| Parents/Roommate/Boss: | *walks into the room* |
| Tumblr: | PORN? |
| Tumblr: | YOU SAID PORN? |
| Tumblr: | DID I HEAR DICKS? |
| Tumblr: | WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX? |
