GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
lesbians
(via haave-you-met-ted)
Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.
I give a fuck, nevermore.
merely a bro, nothing more.
#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door
Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”
(Source: venusaurphobia, via formerlysoufflesfille)
(via Ryan Lochte’s 18 Fashion Rules)
Every picture in this article is gold, but this one takes the Olympic medal. That backpack, the studs, Michael’s awkward pornstar mustache while he looks so unenthused. I love it.
(via holly-would-not)
the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
(Source: believed, via finn-hudson)
injuredsouls reblogged your post: what if you worked at a rubber chicken factory and…
ANGIE WHAT IN GODS NAMEjokes on you i was not under the influence of cannabis officer
hahahah well i wish i was right now………….
(Source: bigfetus)
| PENCIL: | You know, I'm really sorry. |
| ERASER: | For what? You didn't do anything wrong. |
| PENCIL: | I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time. |
| ERASER: | That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. |
| random blogger reading this: | what |
| me: | OTP |
